Hmmm, good question. Truthfully, far be it from me to refuse a bribe, but if you want them I'll be happy to give them to you.

If you'd like to bribe me anyhow, mind, I will not say no. I am sort of tempted to make big hopeful eyes for some kind of shortfic, but at the same time I'm afraid that would be an unfair request, since it would involve an entirely different sort of expense on your part.