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joiedecombat) wrote2005-02-17 04:13 pm
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Okay, okay!
Because
evilbeej,
infinitepryde, and
annwyd did it, and I'm a big lemming:
You name three characters, I have to pick one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender.
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You name three characters, I have to pick one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender.
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Gambit, Aya, or Squall.
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Okay, okay.
Shag Gambit, because he's the only one of the three who'd be any good at it.
Marry Squall, because he's faithful and not too demanding and would earn a decent living.
Aya gets booted off the cliff because, let's face it, my chance of surviving a relationship with him is about one in three. But I'd feel really bad about it.
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And I'm am so telling Aya.
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Gambit, Irvine Kinneas, and the Phouka.
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Kurt, Magneto, Piotr
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Shag Spike; he's too committed to Julia for more anyhow. Marry Squall, because I love him so. Holmes gets the cliff, but he already knew I'd do that and has planned accordingly; he'll be fine. (And after a few days of his alternately being the world's biggest know-it-all and sitting around being morose and smoking like a chimney, I'd probably want to pitch him off a cliff.)
As for the other three... I can't just shag them all? No? Dammit. Okay, shag Gambit again, marry the phouka, toss Irvine off the cliff. And feel bad about it, and probably get blown up by Selphie with a rocket launcher.
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These are important considerations!
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Swashbuckling Kurt... and Savage Land era Magneto
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And the other three... Shag Kitty, marry Seishi, throw Rogue off the cliff; she's got too many intimacy issues.
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I love that one even more.
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Alternatively:
He-Man, Captain N, and Rio.
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Meanwhile, I shag hypothetical non-gay Vanyel - hell, I could shag gay Vanyel, he managed just fine with Shandi, but it'd be better if he enjoyed it - and run like hell before his tragedy aura kills me. And marry Tanis, my first literary love.
And, let's see. Shag Rio, he's pretty. Marry Captain N. Cliff He-Man, because fond of him as I am, his supporting cast would drive me crazy and I don't think I could take being the target of a Skeletor plot every time I turned around.
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