Okay, okay!

[joiedecombat]

Because evilbeej, infinitepryde, and annwyd did it, and I'm a big lemming:

You name three characters, I have to pick one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender.

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[rlebeau.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, okay, because I'm mean.


Gambit, Aya, or Squall.

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

...you are mean.

Okay, okay.

Shag Gambit, because he's the only one of the three who'd be any good at it.

Marry Squall, because he's faithful and not too demanding and would earn a decent living.

Aya gets booted off the cliff because, let's face it, my chance of surviving a relationship with him is about one in three. But I'd feel really bad about it.

[rlebeau.livejournal.com]

You just wanted an excuse to use that icon!

And I'm am so telling Aya.

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

It's not like he wouldn't agree with me.

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

That icon so rocks. :)

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

Wish made it! I think it was from some wacky Christian comic. (I mean, I'm Christian, but it was wacky.) She made this one too.

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

I love that one even more.

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes, Squall Leonhart, and Spike Spiegel.

Gambit, Irvine Kinneas, and the Phouka.

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

You guys are awful! :)

Shag Spike; he's too committed to Julia for more anyhow. Marry Squall, because I love him so. Holmes gets the cliff, but he already knew I'd do that and has planned accordingly; he'll be fine. (And after a few days of his alternately being the world's biggest know-it-all and sitting around being morose and smoking like a chimney, I'd probably want to pitch him off a cliff.)

As for the other three... I can't just shag them all? No? Dammit. Okay, shag Gambit again, marry the phouka, toss Irvine off the cliff. And feel bad about it, and probably get blown up by Selphie with a rocket launcher.

[rlebeau.livejournal.com]

Remy sure seems to be seeing a lot of commitment free action.

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

Remy is all about the commitment-free, baby.

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

Rogue, Seishi, Pryde

Kurt, Magneto, Piotr

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

But would it be swashbuckling Kurt or Seminary Kurt? And would Magneto be on one of his reformed kicks or in all-out Die Puny Humans mode?

These are important considerations!

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

Swashbuckling Kurt... and Savage Land era Magneto

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, in that case... Shag Kurt; it would probably be an interesting experience. Marry Piotr. Magneto gets kicked off the cliff, because no matter how hot Jim Lee draws him, he's still old enough to be my grandfather and he's bound to go all obsessive ruthless supremacist on me... and besides, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor.

And the other three... Shag Kitty, marry Seishi, throw Rogue off the cliff; she's got too many intimacy issues.

Cheesy Fantasy Edition

[funwithrage.livejournal.com]

Tanis, Drizzt, and hypothetical non-gay Vanyel.





Alternatively:


He-Man, Captain N, and Rio.

Re: Cheesy Fantasy Edition

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

I have never read the Drizzt books, but various fanboy encounters online have inspired me to loathe them and him. Therefore, Drizzt gets chucked off the cliff.

Meanwhile, I shag hypothetical non-gay Vanyel - hell, I could shag gay Vanyel, he managed just fine with Shandi, but it'd be better if he enjoyed it - and run like hell before his tragedy aura kills me. And marry Tanis, my first literary love.

And, let's see. Shag Rio, he's pretty. Marry Captain N. Cliff He-Man, because fond of him as I am, his supporting cast would drive me crazy and I don't think I could take being the target of a Skeletor plot every time I turned around.

Re: Cheesy Fantasy Edition

[funwithrage.livejournal.com]

Hee. Ironically enough, I had an enormous Drizzt crush at eleven or so and was totally ambivalent about Tanis. I think it's a facial-hair thing.

Re: Cheesy Fantasy Edition

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

That and Tanis was admittedly kind of wishy-washy, especially about women. And his taste in same was execrable.

Re: Cheesy Fantasy Edition

[funwithrage.livejournal.com]

Yo. There's a guy who needs to write a couple dozen lines of "There is probably someone just as hot who isn't evil." But that's kind of a common thing.