Okay, okay!

[joiedecombat]

Because evilbeej, infinitepryde, and annwyd did it, and I'm a big lemming:

You name three characters, I have to pick one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender.

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[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

But would it be swashbuckling Kurt or Seminary Kurt? And would Magneto be on one of his reformed kicks or in all-out Die Puny Humans mode?

These are important considerations!

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

Swashbuckling Kurt... and Savage Land era Magneto

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, in that case... Shag Kurt; it would probably be an interesting experience. Marry Piotr. Magneto gets kicked off the cliff, because no matter how hot Jim Lee draws him, he's still old enough to be my grandfather and he's bound to go all obsessive ruthless supremacist on me... and besides, he doesn't have much of a sense of humor.

And the other three... Shag Kitty, marry Seishi, throw Rogue off the cliff; she's got too many intimacy issues.