Snark Update:

[joiedecombat]

Hey, I got lumped into the same category as Kitalyana. I rool.

Also, apparently I'm a lesbian.

This seems a little nonsensical. If I prefer girls for the hot sex, why am I playing a male character in a gay relationship, since it's generally understood that the only reason a female player would play a gay male character would be for the hawt boy sex?

I mean, really.


Edit: Apparently I made some comments that constitute proof that I am a lesbian.

No, I have no idea what comments those might have been.

Although they're willing to allow for the possibility that I'm a man pretending to be a lesbian.

Or something.

Comments

[fiddlersgreen.livejournal.com]

Such is the logic of Snark. The ultimate conclusion, of course, is that you're actually a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending...

My head hurts.

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

Aw, punkin. Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Or since I play a guy, would that just be too much HoYay?

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

What I'm wondering is, by Snark logic, what am I? Since currently the majority of my characters are straight men, leavened by one straight-and-monogamous woman and one I-don't-like-any-of-you-go-away woman...

... oh, right. Clearly I'm Jean Grey.

Or something.