joiedecombat | As I watch Planet Earth on Discovery

You say "Thirty lions taking on an elephant."

yang_wenli pictures it. General Chat: Elephant raid looking for more.
You say "They took it down."

persephoneflame says "That is insane. Isn't that a crazy big lion pride?"

persephoneflame says "Was the elephant sick?"
You say "It was straggling, although whether that means it was sick or just the last to arrive, I dunno. It was a crazy big pride of really hungry lions, though."
You say "They were slinking around a water hole eyeballing elephant calves but couldn't get at any of them."
You say "So they went for a big one."

persephoneflame says "So so so crazy"
You say "Seriously insane."

persephoneflame says "You know those lions are like, the ballsiest lions ever. They're going to drink on that story forever"
You say "Elephant jogging along with like twenty-nine lionesses on its heels and one clinging to its butt."

persephoneflame says "And twelve years from now, their grand-cubs are going to be rolling their eyes, 'She's telling the elephant story AGAIN'"

joiedecombat giggles. Yeah.

persephoneflame says "We get it, grandma, you were soooooo badass back in the day. Well, we killed a zebra, so that's what's for dinner."