joiedecombat | This is encouragement?

"Hi, I'm Tamashii no Seishi, a deadly ninja from an alternate dimension, but really I'm nice. I'm looking to make an appointment for an interview, if you've got the time." ... "Well, us ninjae, we can do things other than fight, y'know. My roommate is Sherlock Holmes and he--" ... "Of course not! I'm as sane as the day is long! Look, I just want an interview, okay? Holmes-sama needs it for this psychological profile he's--" ... "You're so mean. I'm gonna cry. I--" ... "A payphone." ... "Don't, I--" ... "Anata wa BAKA desu ka?! I'll ninj them, I will!!" ... *sirens approaching* "Screw you too! And the horse you rode in on! *click*" ... "IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN. IF YOU NEED HELP, HANG UP, AND THEN DIAL THE OPERATOR. *obnoxious repeated sound*