or wonder, 'til it drives you mad / what would have followed if you had

[joiedecombat]

I have received the most awesome probably-spam-email ever.

In its entirety:

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From: Mail Service (encrypted@totalicrypt.com)
Reply-To: (encrypted@totalicrypt.com)
Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 6:54 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: The ciphered letter

Attachment: yourmail@0F23R06401503450.txt (< 0.01 MB), decipher.rar (0.02 MB)
---

To you the ciphered letter has come.

Best regards.

TotaliCrypt Corp LLS
The operational center of an encryption.
encrypted@totalicrypt.com

--


I haven't done anything ill-advised like download or unzip the attachment...

...but oh man do I want to.

Google fails to shed any light on "TotaliCrypt Corp" or the message "To you the ciphered letter has come." Whois knows nothing about "totalicrypt.com".

I feel like I should write a short story about this or something.

Comments

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

"The operational center of an encryption."

Somehow, that just rules.

[joiedecombat.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it just?

This has made my day, in a very strange fashion.

[ahumblepen.livejournal.com]

If it's helpful, I can tell you my parents work in Intelligence for the DoD and I haven't heard of these folks...

[raiu.livejournal.com]

It almost sounds like an ARG rabbithole, but more likely it's someone trying to spread a new virus.

-DS-