joiedecombat | Stolen from various.

Art or money? If I have to choose one, money.
Fame or vocation? Vocation.
Appalled or amused? Amused. Although I am frequently appalled.
William Hurt or William Shakespeare? Shakespeare!
Batman or Super Man? Batman. Superman is too nice.
John Lennon or Paul McCartney? McCartney.
Legalize pot or legalize prostitution? Prostitution, probably. Would make it safer, at least.
Oreos: break 'em apart or eat 'em whole? Crack 'em open and lick out the filling. Then dunk them in milk until they're crumbly, and devour.
Get married or live together? Neither. I want my space.
Death penalty or life in prison? Undecided on this one. I don't like either of them, but there aren't really any alternatives.
Mary Ann or Ginger? Ginger.
Put on a sweater or turn up the heat? Turn it up, man!
Fly or Drive? Drive if I'm behind the wheel. Otherwise fly. I dig planes.
Paper or plastic? Plastic. More re-usable.
Gentle or honest? Honest.
Progress or tradition? Progress. Tradition is good and I love a nostalgia kick, but too much and you end up like my ex, who Hates All Things New Ever.
Energy or wisdom? Wisdom. Energy without understanding is enthusiastic stupidity, which is even more obnoxious than lazy stupidity, because It Will Run Right At You! Or something.